Not surprisingly, booty calls are a popular search term for finding my blog. Let me briefly address a few more related search terms that I’ve seen:
- how to get from booty call to monogamous lover – The odds of this are so minute it is classified as a miracle if it happens.
- what constitutes a booty call? – If the only time you see him is for sex, you’re a booty call.
- on. going sleepovers with your booty call – He spends the night because he’s too lazy to drive home afterward.
- how to leave a booty call – Refuse to see him or take his phone calls.
- confronting a guy who booty calls – Don’t bother, he’s just going to lie anyhow.
- how to tell if you’re a booty call to your boss – Is the relationship based on sex?
- denying sex to a bootycall – Good girl! Just know that he’s probably got a back-up sex friend.
- a guy gets yur number and call you a month later – He has no idea what you look like but wants to know if you’ll have sex with him.
- he wants to take a break from booty – He wants to sleep with someone else.
- how to tell someone you won’t be their booty call – Just tell them. They’ll try it again on occasion but be strong.
- how not to be a booty call girl – Just don’t do it.
- booty call from ex boyfriend – Still a booty call.
- how to disconnect myself from a bootycall i really like – Face up to reality. He wants sex, you want a relationship. Your needs are not compatible.
- what to do if a guy marked you as a booty call – Unmark yourself. You wouldn’t let a dog mark you, would you?
- is it bad to be a booty call if he has a girlfriend – Not only bad, incredibly bad.
- booty call hormones falling in love – Read a book called The Alchemy of Love and Lust by Theresa Crenshaw.
- it hurts that i was just a bootycall – I sympathize with you but rip the bandaid off quickly and move on.
And a few from the guys that made me giggle (I hope they make you giggle too):
- denying the girl a booty call – Novel approach, it just may work.
- girl wont pick up booty call – Hopefully she’s reading my blog instead.
- when woman don’t give in to a booty call – Aww, is self-esteem unattractive?
- my booty call thinks shes my girl – That’s quite a pickle you’ve gotten yourself into. No sympathy here.
Here’s the quick list of blogs I’ve written on the topic:
- You expect me to do what again?!!?
- Shake your booty call
- Surprise! You’re a booty call
- Taking a lover, on the other hand
- Direct from my desk – week 14
- Or something
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